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princess-peach-fuzz:

actually if you don’t like period tmis you can just unfollow me tbh

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she has basically said it all, it’s the single greatest investment I have ever made

i hope A League of Their Own has won numerous awards because it is actually incredible 

so apparently when you search ‘mcfly hoodie’ i am the 3rd result

this is like the time i searched ‘tom fletcher 2012’ and found myself

if anyone would be so kind as to drop me an ask and met me know what tour those hoodies were sold on it would be much appreciated

I AM SO SAD THAT I DON’T OWN ONE OF THOSE HOODIES

i need to know where i can get one of those hoodies like now pls

i can’t decide whether i want nandos or mexican tomorrow

heeelp

saturday is good

you named the right thing

yes please! you name the thing we’ll do the thing

oh no you have caught me you have discovered my secret that i secretly wanted to be friends with you all this time

i never before had an internet person who i really wished i could be friends with but now i do and it makes me feel lame

itsvondell:

i have a basket with 10 apples in it and a basket with 20 apples in it and i want to make the baskets equal

so i figured i have 10 more apples, ill put 10 more apples into the first basket and no more into the second basket

but its weird because when i reach over to put the 10 apples in the first basket the second basket starts crying and says “why don’t i get 10 apples too”

(the baskets have little faces and can talk to me)

i try explaining to basket #2 that it already has 20 apples in it and i want to make them equal

“if you want to make us equal then give me 10 apples too! i want it to be equal too. 10 apples for both baskets. that’s equal. don’t you know what equal means?” the second basket says

i try explaining to basket #2 that he has an incorrect understanding of the situation but it insists that if i don’t give 10 apples to both baskets, i’m showing disproportional preference for basket #1.

i try to just put the apples in basket #1 and bypass basket #2’s opinions and be done with it but this time when i reach over, basket #2 throws itself at basket #1 in frustration and knocks the 10 apples out of my hand onto the floor and knocks a bunch more apples out of basket #1 in the process

basket #1 has a hard time picking the apples back up off the floor because every time basket #1 picks one more apple up basket #2 yells and cries and says “look! look! basket #1 got another apple! look! someone give me another apple too! it’s only fair!”

i say, “basket #2, youre a terrible basket and i hate you” but it wont stop and it wont be quiet. this has been a story about my talking baskets.

acylates:

if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does that mean I can hit you now” maybe you should reassess your entire pitiful life

itsvondell:

modern video game culture not only ignores half its demographic but also actively throws it under the bus and it’s driving the bus and it likes it and it leans out the window and wolf whistles to the mangled body it leaves behind and then tweets about it

i’m so annoyed you can’t play 3DS games on the DSi ;__;